I really should be in bed.

Kate go to bed.
Yes Ma'am!
That's Corporal to you 3rd class.
Corporal, may I make a correction?
Yes
Yes Corporal!
Now greet and get to bed.
Yes Corporal! Beat Holy Cross Corporal!
I'm in your company.
Corporal, may I make a correction?
Yes
Go Cowboys Corporal!
I'm in your plattoon.
Corporal, may I make a correction?
Yes
Make some noise Corporal!
Raise Hell! Now go to bed.

Wow! I'm one ate-up yuk, plus I'm a nerd and a tool. I just hazed myself. I should haze myself for hazing myself. It's catch-22. I'll just stop now.