Attention Male Bachelors: Male cadets needed to entertain some lovely ladies as they present themselves to high society. All classes are eligible. Ballroom Dancing skills are not required (but HIGHLY recommended). Here is your chance to mingle in High Society and represent West Point as the premiere institution for producing Gentlemen that any mother-in-law would be proud of. The Debutante Ball will be held over Thanksgiving break in Washington DC.

I never expected to see that in the Brigade Daily Notes, but there it was today. wow.